Friday

Lemon Meringue Tie.


She doesn't deserve Zac Efron.

I got kinda moody nowdays and a little confused too. Oh maybe i have menses tsk. Form teacher didn't came again and we had two fucking free periods. I slept throughout the whole period of POA and that retarded voice pussy tearing ugly piece of china shit teacher didn't wake me up.

I felt guilty for not going friday prayers again. Went to eat Mac instead and got really excited when i got seaweed shaker fries and double fillet-o-fish woo. We suddenly talked about CCA points and that fucking smelly indian mama pundek shit was planning to join back NCC with Alfy.

Went NCC after school and had nothing to do for the whole fucking three hours. I had to sit at a random bench for two hours stoning and doing nothing omg. But Jasper came with a guitar and he taught me to play one song, "Wake me up, when september ends." I fucking own the song and he said one day when i grow up, i could just be like Slash. What a dick.

This envy is destroying me.

Thursday

Suspended By The Throat.

Why can't i stop vomiting?

Felt weak and tired today. Dont really know why eh but i was so fucking weak, maybe i did not have enough sleep tsk. Oh and what the fuck, i had the third A1 for physics today. I'm gonna tell Mama and Papa about it, maybe they would buy me a new phone!

Went to lepak and eat lunch at Teh Tarik with Khalid & Hamka. I regret ordering the stupid mee goreng because there was too much taugeh tsk. Have you ever imagine whenever youre eating mee, all of a sudden one of them is a worm and you didn't realize and you eat it and it wiggles. I would fucking freak out if that happens and starts screaming like a pussy.

Singapore Idol's being racist right now. They don't want another Malay to win the title again. What a bitch.

I'm not anorexic.

Tuesday

Dont Dink And Drance.


What happen to Cassadee Pope?

School was fucking boring and i failed my math test horribly. Hahaha oh well i'll do so much better during exams as usual tsk. Oh and one fucking obese 91kg fucker accidently punched my face and gums started bleeding and my mouth taste fucking weird. I've always hated tasting blood so i started vomiting in the toilet and what the fuck one stupid cleaner so extra at the background tsk.

Had the resilience talk again and it was more boring than i expected it to be. But wow, I got inspired a little by their talk and now im probably aiming to go JC. Lets go Victoria JC together Ryan!

Went to play soccer immediately after the talk and fucking own David Wee and his team. Hahaha what kaninabu chaochibai motherfucker ass bitch nigga nabe tsk. Felt kinda proud of myself.

Oh and everyone's kinda terrified about 'Nenek Keropok'. For those who dont know, she's an old grandmother who goes around people house knocking on their doors loudly selling crackers or whatever. If you do not insist on buying it, she would send her ghost disturb your house. Believe it or not eh. I also not sure tsk.

Fruits make your cum taste better.

Monday

Screams Of Lust.


Scary kids Scaring kids.

The morning breeze made me so sleepy and i could hardly open my eyes. Oh and this song was stuck in my head for the whole day.

And the tears come streaming down your face.
When you lose something you cant replace.
When you love someone but it goes to waste.
Could it be worse?
-Coldplay


After school, we had this Resilience talk and it was about self defense and stuff. They demonstrated us some moves which actually reenact some of the sex positions i knew eh. The theory was so fucking boring but luckily there was a friend to play hangman with ah. There was a game where you have to break three types of brick and only the Chinaman could break them all like wtf, i bet he took steroids.

I got a new whiteboard at home & its so cool that i can write stuffs on it.

Sunday

A Touch Of Poison.


Oli Sykes Is Gay.

Yesterday, went Downtown East's Chalet to celebrate Cousin's Birthday which was so fucking fun better than sweeeeet 16! Then we bought this magic candle which cannot be blown off and he got pissed hahaha. Then we went to carry him and throw him into the swimming pool and then we got scolded by the asshole (lifeguard) and started lecturing us, "What if he starts to drown?" Your mother ah drown tsk. His face look like my penis.

I decided to sleep my cousin house but it was so fucking boring he said he was gonna ton but he went to bed at 1am like wtf.

I dont get it.

Friday

Down, Set, Go.

I got bored and decided to make a blog.
http://dogscangrowbeards.blogspot.com

I felt really guilty for not going Friday Prayers just now. Hahaha, seriously.
& Went to watch Harry Potter with clique instead.
& THE MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS BALLS AND ABDULLAH's BREATH WAS SMELLY.
& I bought a new cute green Pencil Box which is damn sexy like really sexy like megan fox.

Good Night <3